Day 345678765433 Whatever....

...of not getting any. And I'm single again. Which actually makes it easier to GET laid. Funny how that works.

Kitten is gone & staying at T.K.A's house which kind of pisses me off. (Seriously. I was watching some holo about these people in orange jumpsuits who exist JUST TO RUIN LIVES & only the person who's life is being ruined can see them. I have not ONE but TWO LIFE RUINERS. One of them wears stupid boxy armor & the other STEALS GIRLFRIENDS AND IF HE FUCKS AROUND WITH KITTEN I WILL GO ALL SITH ON HIS ASS. Why does my life suck so much?)

OHWAIT. News to make it less sucky-Lyric was NOT PREG. OMM SO GLAD. Apparently hot tubs DO NOT make ...you know, "all riled up" & egg-seeking or whatever. If I ever get laid ever again I'm so double bagging just in case.

It so sucks to be me.

FML.

That is all I have to say.

Cardio Cardio Cardio!!!!!

So a lot of things have gone on since I last posted.

-I'm on Tatooine again. My Mom & Leia went off somewhere for what I'm guessing was like some bonding trip or something.

-I'm speaking to Obi-Wan again.

-I TOTALLY HAVE MY OWN PADAWAN NOW!!!!! GNARLY!!!!

-Kitten had a birthday (15. Dammit.) It was ... pretty interesting. ;) (NO, NOT THAT! I haven't reached THAT point. Besides, I kinda met this girl while we've been staying here. Legal too so BONUS.) Note to self-maybe check planetary like, NEWS before like, LANDING. Good thing we've been working on aggressive forms for the lightsaber.

Anyway, I'll try to post more often.

WE GET TO VISIT MY MOM!!!!!!!!! This is the BEST. DAY. EVER!!!!! :)

So, like, I sometimes wonder about why I'm even here & what's the point of being "the chosen one" & having no dad & all & today I think I finally figured it out. Ready for it?

THE UNIVERSE KARKING HATES ME.

Yeah, you THINK that being the chosen one would be awesome but it's not. Because it means I've been chosen for like, the THE WHOLE GALAXY TO TAKE A DUMP ON ME. Yeah.

In other words? KITTEN TOTALLY WALKED IN ON ME TAKING A SHOWER.

I want to die. Like, really. Like, I'd rather buy TAMPONS. A LOT OF THEM. IN FRONT OF MASTER WINDU. AND PADME AMIDALA.

Dear Force...

...I am going to

HELL.

The special one.

Just Putting this Out There.

Certain people did not realize that it was such a big deal to look through other people's sketchpads. Maybe because the first person has had their OWN notebook looked at.

ANYWAY what the certain person is trying to say is that they are sorry & it won't happen again & they might be sad if yo-I mean certain other people-quit drawing. Esp since they were pretty good. The drawing, I mean.

Just saying.