Sunday, February 21, 2010

Day 345678765433 Whatever....

...of not getting any. And I'm single again. Which actually makes it easier to GET laid. Funny how that works.

Kitten is gone & staying at T.K.A's house which kind of pisses me off. (Seriously. I was watching some holo about these people in orange jumpsuits who exist JUST TO RUIN LIVES & only the person who's life is being ruined can see them. I have not ONE but TWO LIFE RUINERS. One of them wears stupid boxy armor & the other STEALS GIRLFRIENDS AND IF HE FUCKS AROUND WITH KITTEN I WILL GO ALL SITH ON HIS ASS. Why does my life suck so much?)

OHWAIT. News to make it less sucky-Lyric was NOT PREG. OMM SO GLAD. Apparently hot tubs DO NOT make ...you know, "all riled up" & egg-seeking or whatever. If I ever get laid ever again I'm so double bagging just in case.

Monday, February 15, 2010

It so sucks to be me.

FML.

That is all I have to say.