Thursday, January 21, 2010

So, like, I sometimes wonder about why I'm even here & what's the point of being "the chosen one" & having no dad & all & today I think I finally figured it out. Ready for it?

THE UNIVERSE KARKING HATES ME.

Yeah, you THINK that being the chosen one would be awesome but it's not. Because it means I've been chosen for like, the THE WHOLE GALAXY TO TAKE A DUMP ON ME. Yeah.

In other words? KITTEN TOTALLY WALKED IN ON ME TAKING A SHOWER.

I want to die. Like, really. Like, I'd rather buy TAMPONS. A LOT OF THEM. IN FRONT OF MASTER WINDU. AND PADME AMIDALA.

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  1. I AM REALLY /REALLY/ SORRY!!!! BUT YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR!!!

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  2. I SHOULDN'T /HAVE/ TO!!! The door being CLOSED means it's OCCUPIED!!!

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  4. Oh dear force! Ani, I'm sorry..really really sorry.

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  5. I didn't SEE anything.... not really....

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  6. Okay, so I saw your butt. But you have a nice one, nothing to be ashamed of. Want me to show you mine so we're even? ;)

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  7. ... And it's cold shower time.

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  8. You don't HAVE a butt...Not that I was looking.

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  9. By the way, I checked. I TOTALLY have a butt. A "sexy sitter" if you will.

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