This Could Be the First Day of The Rest Of My Life

Shower. Dress. Go through boring day. Go to bed. Repeat. Depressing, huh?

I woke up this morning & instead of getting ready to go be a bodyguard for Padme Amidala (Yeah. Padme-you know the super hot, smart, amazing former Queen of Naboo? HER.) I wake up here. I didn't even get to tell her why I had to leave or anything. I'm not even entirely sure why we had to-just that it's because of THAT KARKING ASSHOLE. That is so unfair but whatever.

Kitten's puppy (Whoa. Dumbest sentence EVER.) chewed on my boots today. I told her to keep that mutt out of my stuff. (I actually think it's a cute dog but she doesn't need to know that. And she named him Caffa. Fan-freaking-tastic. Like, why not just name him after my ex? OH RIGHT: she IS MY EX!!! WHY WHY WHY can I not have a NORMAL LIFE?!?!!?!!!!)

And to make things even better the black is growing out & IDK where I can get more...