...of not getting any. And I'm single again. Which actually makes it easier to GET laid. Funny how that works.
Kitten is gone & staying at T.K.A's house which kind of pisses me off. (Seriously. I was watching some holo about these people in orange jumpsuits who exist JUST TO RUIN LIVES & only the person who's life is being ruined can see them. I have not ONE but TWO LIFE RUINERS. One of them wears stupid boxy armor & the other STEALS GIRLFRIENDS AND IF HE FUCKS AROUND WITH KITTEN I WILL GO ALL SITH ON HIS ASS. Why does my life suck so much?)
OHWAIT. News to make it less sucky-Lyric was NOT PREG. OMM SO GLAD. Apparently hot tubs DO NOT make ...you know, "all riled up" & egg-seeking or whatever. If I ever get laid ever again I'm so double bagging just in case.
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I don't know why she wasn't on birth control in the first place. Oh wait, right. SKANK.
ReplyDeleteYou could do WAY better.
And by the way, no one is "fucking around" with me. I have decided what I want is worth waiting for.
But your concern is noted and appreciated.... ;)
She's out of the picture so you can knock it off.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
And I was talking about him being an asshole. Cannot believe you're stuck there.
Fiiine fine. I'll be nice about her. And you're welcome.
ReplyDeleteHe's not really that bad to me at least... He gave me an emergency credit chip and stuff too. :D I miss YOU bunches though. >.< I'd come home to you in a heartbeat if I was allowed to.
OH! And sorry for always calling you a jerk... I thought the "jailbait" and "not legal" stuff was you calling me a prostitute. NOW I know it just means I'm too young... legally... for certain... interests. ^.^ Luke clued me in. You should thank him, I understand things MUCH better now.
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WHATEVER. And I wish you could. I am SO BORED. I did learn more of Taylor Swift's songs though. lol
ReplyDeleteI called prostitutes "Prostitutes". Or "Whores". FYI. And WHY would I call you a prostitute?!?
On Tatooine & Naboo once you turn 16 you're not. ;)
Hehe, I know most of her lyrics now. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd 'cause prostitution is supposed to be illegal? I dunno, I didn't think you meant... well, what you meant. And... I grew up on the street. People kinda assume I'm damaged goods. x.x
Oh reeeeally? I hear Naboo is lovely....
Tell me next time ANYONE says that about you. I promise they won't ever again.
ReplyDeleteIt is. :) Maybe a trip...?
Definitely. On both counts. <3
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